I honest-to-goodness hate my guitar. And my parents, who tricked me into buying it. It went something like this:
1. I wanted to learn guitar.
2. My parents promised to buy me a guitar for Christmas.
3. They bought me a cheap-ass acoustic.
4. Now they say that if I don't learn how to play my wooden piece of s***, they will a) fine me and b) not buy me an electric.

Now, why am I so mad at my guitar?
1. It's fat - I can barely hold it.
2. It sounds terrible.
3. By the time I finish tuning the last string, the first is already untuned.

I hate my guitar. I can't play s*** on it. And it's not because I suck, either. I went to a local Guitar Center and tried playing a Fender Stratocaster (which, by the way, cost the same amount as my cheap piece of wood), and it was so easy! I could actually hold it without feeling sufficated, and the chords were all so easy to hold down!

That's it. I'm going to save up my money until I have enough to buy that Strat, and then I'll smash my darned piece of firewood, and I WILL learn how to play!!!!!!!!